Big Brother BITE ME NOW

LAME, RAT, HAYSEED, & MEOW-MEOW HAVE ONE NIGHT TO PARTY!

2010-08-14T02:05:00.000-07:00

TIC-TAC-TOE OR PUT A TARGET ON MY HEAD, WHICH GAME ARE WE PLAYING???

2010-08-06T01:38:00.002-07:00

Kristin Is Evicted....Poor Hayden Is Gonna Be Climbing Walls...

2010-08-06T01:38:00.001-07:00

Rachel & Brit Have Some Girl Time...

2010-08-06T01:13:00.000-07:00

Brendan & Rachel Are In Love...With Rachel...LOL

2010-08-06T01:10:00.000-07:00

They Usually Get Rid Of The Religious Ones Later...LOL

2010-08-06T01:09:00.000-07:00

Another One Bites The Dust...

2010-08-06T01:08:00.001-07:00

With BBAD & 24 Hr. Feeds....What were U thinking?

2010-08-06T01:05:00.000-07:00

WHO WAS THAT 1st HG ???

2010-08-06T01:00:00.000-07:00

The Saboteur

2010-07-22T02:16:00.002-07:00

Hayden Wins HOH

2010-07-22T02:16:00.001-07:00

(Coming Soon)

Brendan Rides The Big One...& Ragan Notices!!!

2010-07-22T02:15:00.001-07:00

BB12 HAS BEGUN!

2010-07-21T20:59:00.001-07:00

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STEVEN DAIGLE... LUV HIM!

2010-02-03T13:37:00.000-08:00

I am not sure it is LOVE or Not.... I usually get butterflies in my stomach when I am in love, and I realized I am feeling the buzzing just a little lower.... I thought I was going to have to just be happy with my freeze frame fantasies and cartoon dreams, but we are getting more Thanx to Chi Chi LaRue... Steven Daigle is now giving us something better than live feeds..ORDER HERE.

Release date may be TODAY!!! It sounded like that from Chi Chi LaRue on Twitter ( @DJChiChiLaRue )...
But, it will be by the end of the month...

STEVEN, I AM WILLING TO HOLD A CAST PARTY AT MY HOUSE....

SEND YOUR LOVE to Steven on twitter at @Stevenfrombb10

JORDAN WINS 500K!!! & JEFF GETS 25K!!! Natalie wins MOST HATED BB Houseguest... Best BB Nite EVER!!!

2009-09-17T09:43:00.001-07:00

MICHELLE IS REALLY THE MICHELLE FROM AMERICAN PIE!!!

2009-09-06T18:43:00.000-07:00

Good Summary of the week in the BB house by Tallulah Moorhead

2009-09-06T13:39:00.000-07:00

Follow link: Tallulah Moorhead

LA LA LA LA LA - I Don't Want To Hear Anymore!!!

2009-09-05T14:16:00.000-07:00

Jeff Was Voted Out. I am sad about that. Even though he was an ass the past couple weeks...he is still the man...I actually liked all the nasty comments and threats- SHWIIIIING

Nat Won HOH. WHAT A STAAAANKY NASTY LYING SKANK...

I told Poisonstinger that I didn't want to listen to or watch Big Brother After Dark anymore. I felt it would be excruciatingly bad to hear NataLIE tell us how wonderful she is...Continue Lying, as Kevin said she has LIE in her name, and hear her brag how she got revenge for Chima, the nutcase.

Well POISONSTINGER...You called me a cry baby...WHO'S CRYING NOW????

It was worse than I thought. We heard Jordan going on for hours and sounding like the backwoods simpleton that she is, we heard Natalie tell us how wonderful she is, and we found out that Nat didn't know how to use Tampons, so there was a Tampon lesson with Jordan as the teacher.

I don't know what was worse, the Tampon lesson or knowing Nat doesn't know how to take care of her vagina. You all said how nasty my cartoons were about Nat having fungus growing there because she doesn't bathe or douche... One more area, I think I was spot on with...LOL

SO, I am gonna wear my silencing headphones and try to avoid BBAD... I will try and keep track from Joker's updates on happenings, or quick check of comps on RealityBBQ ...

POV is important this week. Let's hope that Michelle wins again. She deserves to win it all. She has been bashed all season by everyone, has been the most alone in the house, and has continued to save herself when she needed to do so. OOOps back to edit. Kevin won POV and now Michelle will be out. Stupid Jordan couldn't even win one out of ten of the parts to POV.

OK, I think Nat is starting to talk again, "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, I don't wanna hear it, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA," OR KEVIN "LALALALALALALALA"

I will try and catch up on cartoons.... just not that motivated this week to try...

MICHELLE WINS POV, AGAIN...WATCH OUT JEFF!

2009-08-29T14:22:00.001-07:00

QUEEN HOH KEVIN !!!

2009-08-28T22:20:00.001-07:00

JEFF IS GOING ALL GAY... GUESS JORDAN ISN'T PUTTIN' OUT!!!

2009-08-28T10:35:00.000-07:00

JEFF & RUSS COMPARE DICK SIZE!!!

2009-08-24T16:28:00.000-07:00

ALL PHRASES ARE EXACT QUOTES, Except the 4 dick/mine is comments...
JORDAN SAID for Russel to lick Jesse's balls in sequester later that nite...

Here is fight link RUSSEL & JEFF FIGHT

JEFF USES POV & RUSS IS BEING BACKDOORED!!!

2009-08-24T16:24:00.000-07:00

Jeff has been acting psycho with power. It has been a Macho Matching Dick Size attitude with Russel,while allowing Kevin & Nat to lie and skate in and get primed to stab them in the back.
Jeff & Jordan have been STUPID to keep NAT. They should have kept Lydia. Lydia wouldn't win and wouldn't give Kevin confidence to be evil.

Convos With Jeff & Jordan- A Summary

2009-08-24T00:33:00.001-07:00

Jordan always says no...
Jeff always sexually frustrated...
Jeff always calling her names & swearing...
Then he jokes about wanting a divorce & thats it's okay she doesn't want sex cause he doesn't wanna be a porn star...But, we know he'd do it if she let him...
& yes, she is having a visit from Auntie Flo & said she doesn't like to use feminine products the first day or two cause it hurts...
Jeff said he fears butt stuff, Jordan seems all for it in convos...

JEFF TRIES AGAIN WITH JORDAN !!!

2009-08-21T20:34:00.001-07:00

CLICK TO ENLARGE !!!

JEFF WINS HOH... YEAH !!!

2009-08-21T19:48:00.001-07:00

LYDIA IS EVICTED !!!

2009-08-21T19:25:00.001-07:00

JORDAN'S POV CEREMONY !!!

2009-08-21T19:22:00.001-07:00

JORDAN WINS POV !!!

2009-08-21T18:35:00.000-07:00

DISCLAIMER

2009-08-21T09:40:00.000-07:00

These cartoons are meant to go over the top with true South Park parody in mind. The funniest part of each is that some have actual quotes, are based on actual events (most of the time), and are slanted with reactions by myself & my friends to the show.

Even BB10 Steven in the woods, The Julie Chen BB12 "Survival Of The Fetus", and the Jesse "Straight Guy Stuff" were all things that wouldn't surprise us if true. We all wondered why a gay (rodeo) man would rack his balls on the back of a horse for enjoyment. We all know Big Brother & Julie would do anything if it made ratings and Octomom was suppose to do the evacuating of some of her brood but chose not to (Invitro Process of more zygotes, and seeing which take). AND, we all wonder about a guy's sanity & sexual preferences (gay, straight, kinky, self-love(I call Jesse Narci-sexual), Bi, etc.) when he spends 90% of his time with other men touching them & complimenting them on their muscles, looking in a mirror, or talking about himself.

So be offended, and relish in that perverse enjoyment...

BB10 STEVEN Reveals His Bronco Riding Luv Secrets !!!

2009-08-20T16:26:00.000-07:00

OK, I will do it...All but the horse...

FLASHBACK BB10 FINAL 2 NITE- IT WAS MY FAULT !!!

2009-08-20T15:34:00.000-07:00

BB10 Steven Posts Nude Pict... Almost!!!

2009-08-19T16:23:00.001-07:00

JEFF IS NO LONGER GETTING "IT" DAILY!!!

2009-08-15T12:09:00.000-07:00

JESSE'S GIRLS KEEP MESSING WITH THE HOUSE !!!

2009-08-15T10:21:00.000-07:00

JESSE PICKS SEQUESTER HOUSE !!!

2009-08-14T16:24:00.000-07:00

I THINK I THREW UP A LOT & SHAT MY PANTS !!!

2009-08-14T16:19:00.000-07:00

PITY PARTY FOR JESSE...PART 1

PITY PARTY... PART 2

THE DAY AFTER- RUSSEL TRIES TO LICK JEFF'S BUTT

2009-08-14T12:35:00.000-07:00

JEFF PRACTICES MAC DADDY MOVES 3

2009-08-14T01:47:00.000-07:00

MICHELLE WINS SHORT BUS HOH !!!

2009-08-13T23:35:00.000-07:00

JEFF USES HIS WIZARD POWER....

2009-08-13T19:04:00.000-07:00

NO JUMPING -NO DIVING, JEFF & LYDIA DISCUSS THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

2009-08-10T22:17:00.000-07:00

NO JUMPING!!!

NO DIVING !!!

NAT GETS CALLED OUT ON THE STAAAANK !!!

2009-08-10T16:30:00.000-07:00

SUPER QUEEN POV TURNS INTO WIMPY-F**!!!

2009-08-10T13:46:00.001-07:00

BB12 THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST (fetus) !!!

2009-08-09T20:52:00.000-07:00

JEFF DREAMS OF EVICTION DAY !!!

2009-08-09T16:04:00.000-07:00

STUPID POV WINNER KEVIN, WIMPS-OUT !!!

2009-08-09T16:01:00.001-07:00

KEVIN WINS THE CHICKEN POV !!!

2009-08-09T15:54:00.000-07:00

JEFF'S BACKDOOR PLANS

2009-08-06T20:34:00.000-07:00

JEFF Tries Some New Moves !!!

2009-08-06T20:18:00.000-07:00

JEFF GOT HIS NEW POWERS !!!

2009-08-06T19:10:00.000-07:00

RONNIE GETS EVICTED !!! YEAH !!!

2009-08-06T19:09:00.000-07:00

JESSE HIDES IN HAVE-NOT ROOM !!!

2009-08-05T09:27:00.000-07:00

CHIMA Making RUSSEL A Target !!!

2009-08-04T12:44:00.000-07:00

JESSE & NAT'S LIES Cause RUSSEL To BLOW !!!

2009-08-04T12:42:00.000-07:00

MICHELLE WINS POV- BYE RONNIE !!!

2009-08-02T16:49:00.000-07:00

RONNIE SINGING FROM HIS RAT BIBLE

2009-08-02T12:15:00.001-07:00

TIME TO GET UP- NAT & JESSE ARE THRILLED

2009-08-02T11:08:00.000-07:00

RONNIE'S RAT BIBLE TO-DO-LIST

2009-08-02T00:42:00.000-07:00

JESSE & NAT THROWING 'EM UNDER THE BUS !!!

2009-08-01T23:09:00.000-07:00

JESSE & NAT ARE HAVE-NOTS... HA HA HA !!!

2009-08-01T22:55:00.000-07:00

CASEY GETS EVICTED !!!

2009-08-01T22:33:00.001-07:00

EVICTION EVE- Reveals A Little About HGs

2009-07-30T20:33:00.000-07:00

BB11 - IT'S THE JESSE SHOW !!!

2009-07-28T03:58:00.000-07:00

This game is unlike any other game you have experienced.

We all have our favorite Houseguests, or Hamsters, in the Habitrail Big Brother House. Those players are out of the game or on their way to being Evicted.

This game takes you into the world of your least favorite Big Brother Houseguests, or Gerbils. The ones that will do absolutely ANYTHING to win the game. You know the ones that not only had an alliance with Jesse, but were true "BROWN NOSERS". This game takes "Brown Nosing" to the ULTIMATE LEVEL.

Your "Gerbil" will be subjected to the most unspeakable "Endurance Challenges" on their way to successfully traversing the dangerous course which begins with entering Jesse's Rectum.

The goal is to make it through without being EVICTED, or in this case, EVACUATED.

The Game Begins:

After selecting your least favorite HG, it is time to prepare their bodies for the challenges ahead. Seen here, Kevin is preparing himself in the Gym Room on The Jesse God-it-hurtz Sooo Good Cycle.

The Jesse God-it-hurtz Sooo Good Cycle is available with your Wii game purchase and allows all appendages & orifices to control your HG in the game.

The cycle has been fully tested and approved by several regular Online Houseguests. You can hear them activating their test models whenever you hear them say, "MUAHHHHHHH MUAHHHHHH MUAHHHHHH!"

The First Challenge:

You must successfully lead your Houseguest (Russel Shown Here) down the channel and transform into Colonel DD of Corn. This is done by finding and figuring out how to open the magic colonels of corn you find along the way.

The magic of the corn gives you the ability to complete your first endurance challenge, "The Fix & Repair Jesse's Anal Fistula Comp," and then continue on in the game.

The Second Challenge:

After gaining enough points and completing the first challenge, you are ready on to the ultimate in sci-fi adventures, "The Princes Leia's Light Sabering Of Jesse's Polyps Comp."

You must find the hidden alcoves where your new clothes and Light Saber are hidden. Once transformed you must lance the polyps before you are covered in puss and lose points.

The Third Challenge:

Jesse may not be good at playing pool, but he learned a few things in the orient while competing in the Amateur Live Sex Act Contests.

In this challenge, "The Autistic-Savant Baller Comp", you must align all of the pool balls, 1-15, in ascending numerical order. Is our Houseguest, Natalie, up to the challenge? Did she learn more than the oriental arts in fighting?

Play and find out...

The Fourth & Fifth Challenges:

"The Sheila's Surf & Turf Diarrhea Water Comp" & "The NO BUENO Bean Gas Chamber Comp" will be short and quickly navigated challenges, but they come with no warning.

HINT:

The colonels of corn can be used as backpacks for carrying tools. You will need to find a "Mike 'Boogie' Board" & an "OMG...Chelsia Quieffed Again Gas Mask".

The good news is that there are no food competitions. The bad news is, you need to eat along the way whatever you are able to find.

Additional Challenges:

You thought things were bad in the large intestines? You were wrong!

Lydia has moved farther inside Jesse than any Gerbil has made it so far & the accommodations are getting a little too close for comfort.

You can look forward to:

-The Oral Steroid Hurtles Comp
-The Bran Muffin Swamp & Chomp Comp

& MUCH, MUCH, MORE....

It's Evacuation Time:

At any point in the game when you run out of points, lose a competition, or do not successfully Brown Nose your way into Jesse's Heart (Literally), you will be Evicted from Jesse.

This is a very unpleasant consequence of thinking you are making Jesse happy, thinking you have Brown Nosed him enough, and thinking he is on your side.

Casey is shown on the precipice of Evacuation.

HINT: You have two ways to stop the Evacuation or getting yourself Backdoored, not just Jesse.

1) Find the left over croquet mallets & pummel Jesse's Prostate until he quivers and you get another chance.

2) Grab that festering & bleeding hemorrhoid and rip at it until he agrees to Evacuate a different Gerbil.

DD & COUNTRYGIRL In the SHORT BUS

2009-07-26T18:54:00.000-07:00

CountryGirl decided to own that short bus of hers. She picked up Big DD and they're heading to the BB House looking to find their fellow short busser, Jordan, & pick her up when or if she gets evicted. I think with this season of short bus Houseguests, THEY NEED A BIGGER BUS !!!!

SHELLY ready to rip apart RONNIE

2009-07-26T15:38:00.001-07:00

JEFF Practicing His Mac Daddy Move

2009-07-26T14:59:00.000-07:00

MORE BACKDOORED SHOWER TALK BB11

2009-07-25T23:06:00.000-07:00

MY THIRD FAVORITE HOUSEGUEST

2009-07-25T20:28:00.000-07:00

NUMBER 1 Favorite is JEFF. Number 2, JORDAN (and I know how that sounds). Number 3, the Rat in the Backyard, & I am not talking about RONNIE....

CHIMA'S LEOTARD REVEALS THE SECRET

2009-07-25T19:53:00.001-07:00

TEAM JEFF TO THE RESCUE

2009-07-25T17:23:00.000-07:00

First Two Online HGs have arrived. Big M is taking to the air to warn Jeff & his crew. Shelly has grabbed her light saber to take on Princess Leia Ronnie RAT, Self-Appointed God, Jesse & NASTY NAT.

FLASHBACK: Braden Is First To Be Evicted

2009-07-25T13:22:00.000-07:00

Having the largest one in the house, seemed to put a target on Braden's "Head" from the start. Poor "One-Eye" is crying 'cause he never did find out Nat or Chima's secrets.... But he did know there was a RAT among them...

JESSE & RONNIE In The Shower... AGAIN !!!

2009-07-25T12:42:00.001-07:00

FLASHBACK: Jesse & Lydia In The HOH

2009-07-25T01:33:00.000-07:00

TRUTH OR DARE w/ MICHELLE & JEFF

2009-07-25T00:18:00.000-07:00

BB SHOWER TALK

2009-07-24T23:14:00.001-07:00

FLASHBACK: LAURA Is Second To Be EVICTED

2009-07-24T19:16:00.000-07:00

BACKDOORING SHOWER TALK BB 11

2009-07-24T16:19:00.000-07:00

RUSSEL NAKED on LIVE FEED

2009-07-12T20:43:00.000-07:00

1st Night Showers w/ Braden & Natalie

2009-07-09T18:13:00.000-07:00

Jesse Is Back

2009-07-09T17:59:00.000-07:00

We caught him in his daily routine in the Bathroom. Looks like the HGs roughed him up a bit & the "Rage" is taking over.

Michelle

2009-07-09T16:20:00.000-07:00

27 year old married. Has a Ph.D. in Neuroscience, call her Doctor or Mistress. Her studies of the mind will be put against The Professor DJ. She's a walking Bullshit-Detector. Watch out if she invites you to her lab, which she has snuck into the torture bedroom.

Lydia

2009-07-09T16:14:00.000-07:00

24 year old ex-nanny for the stars. She uses the guise of being a special effects make-up artist in order to hide her true skill- snake charming "anyone" in her sights. Has a large amount of tats we will be waiting for her to show off.

Kevin

2009-07-09T15:56:00.001-07:00

GIRLFRIEND!!! Single 29 year old mix of African-American & Japanese-American. Kicked out of the Jehovah's Witness. I wonder what he saw that they didn't want him too.. Gay graphic artist. "Life is a stage," and he will be workin' it for all it's worth.

Russel

2009-07-09T15:33:00.000-07:00

"Russell the Lovemuscle," as known to his friends. He's 24 year old loud obnoxious real estate broker ("unemployed"?). Thinks too much of himself. Knows some martial arts moves, let's see if Natalie can take him down a few pegs.

Jordan

2009-07-09T15:31:00.000-07:00

Hick "Waitress" tease. We had one of these in BB9, turned out to be a stripper, abortionist, bible thumper-fake Christian. Let's keep an eye on this girl!

Jeff

2009-07-09T15:02:00.001-07:00

31 year old single salesperson lost in the last High School Game. He blames the DEMONS for making him miss the last play. We have to watch this guy, living in the past, learned secret torture methods from the Nuns, & is a possible religious freak with slimeball salesman skills. Watch for the slight of hand, bate & switch (hitter) tactics, and Catholic guilt trip stare!!!

My first thoughts have been both correct and wrong. The correct ones, I cannot mention, except to say he is my favorite player....

Primping and being a nice guy, this boy has cleaned up pretty well & is now the target of most of the house... I think Jealousy is the key motivation...

Braden & "One-Eye"

2009-07-09T14:21:00.000-07:00

Braden thinks he is a superhero. He does have one advantage above all others, as described by Boyculture. He has a large penis with a mind of its own. It also gives Braden a third eye that can peek around corners and help him spy on his housemates. "One-Eye" as he is called, has some special abilities that will cum clear as time goes on.

Laura

2009-07-09T01:59:00.001-07:00

21 year old bikini model & lying conniving bitch. What up with those fake boobs? They somehow don't look right.

Casey

2009-07-09T01:55:00.000-07:00

41 year old "Straight" married teacher & DJ. Has increased his brain size and stretching his skull bigger than his hair could cover. Combining his new brain power, sadistic teaching tricks, music sound wave knowledge, & a severe E.D. problem, he will be one to watch.

Casey loses POV and wins a week in a banana costume. His students must love this.

Chima

2009-07-09T01:53:00.000-07:00

32 year old BRATZ doll wannabee. Watch out for her TEETH. She's hiding a SECRET... I hope we can see Russel's face when he finds out....

Ronnie

2009-07-09T01:45:00.000-07:00

30 year old ("gay" or "straight" ???)married Star Wars & video game nerd. His continuous playing of video games has heralded him with a nickname "Thumbiac". What secret does he hide under those glasses??? (Ask Jesse what else his thumbs are good for...)

Ronnie has created an alternate personality, well, a personality... Princess Leia Rat Boy... Who can eavesdrop on any HGs, lie with ease, and stroke Jesse's......Ego 24 hours a day. He likes the cheeeeeese....

Natalie

2009-07-09T01:40:00.001-07:00

24 year old Latina. World Champion Bronze Medalist in Tae Kwon Do. She learned a few things from her martial arts training. She hides a secret and possesses an interesting talent.

PICTURE WALL 12 + 1 HGs

2009-07-09T01:30:00.000-07:00

BB11 Braden Bacha Nude

2009-07-09T00:43:00.000-07:00

Braden Bacha has appeared in Dante's Cove, a gay themed soap. He also was in The BrotherHood 2, which was a bisexual/ homoerotic film about warlocks living together in a fraternity for 100 years.

More Nudes

Big Brother 11 House

2009-07-09T00:42:00.000-07:00

BIG BROTHER 10 JESSIE MAY COME BACK

2009-07-09T00:36:00.001-07:00

The Perfect Jerk to have in a High School themed Big Brother House.
Cute, but I keep thinking I would need to say, "Don't Speak, Don't Speak!!!"

BB9 was Drawn Together

2009-07-08T21:54:00.000-07:00

TEAM PSYCHO FAKE RELIGIOUS FREAKS

Nat was Foxxy the Stripper Slut with several abortions to her acclaim. Gives BJs in the house and looks for next guy to get her pregnant.

Adam was Wooldoor the nose picking slime ball adolescent acting twit.

Ryan was Spanky. Only a coke snorting one who didn't just do bathroom humor, but did it in the bathroom.

JUST PSYCHO

Sheila was an older Clara. She thought she was a Princess and had a tentacle pussy.

Matty was the cross-eyed "Clum Baby" sperm that got loose one day in the house. No wonder Nat kept sucking him off.

TEAM PINK

Chelsia was a nice Toot. Still a drunk party girl.

Josh was Xandir. Only he thought he was that cute...

James was Captain Leslie Hero in his personality. He won more competitions & was bisexual.

Sharon was Ling-Ling. You knew she would turn into hoops one day and go on a psychotic killing spree in the house. She would then settle down with her Guinea pigs she identified with.

SHARON BEDS HER BOYFRIEND

2009-07-08T21:47:00.000-07:00

TEAM PINK TAKES ACTION

2009-07-08T21:44:00.000-07:00

Damian Parachutes In To Save Josh
Joe Balloons in to save Sharon
Wyld Burrows Under To Wipe Them Out
Mark Warns James & Josh