Big Brother BITE ME NOW: 2009

Saturday, September 5, 2009

LA LA LA LA LA - I Don't Want To Hear Anymore!!!

Jeff Was Voted Out. I am sad about that. Even though he was an ass the past couple weeks...he is still the man...I actually liked all the nasty comments and threats- SHWIIIIING

Nat Won HOH. WHAT A STAAAANKY NASTY LYING SKANK...

I told Poisonstinger that I didn't want to listen to or watch Big Brother After Dark anymore. I felt it would be excruciatingly bad to hear NataLIE tell us how wonderful she is...Continue Lying, as Kevin said she has LIE in her name, and hear her brag how she got revenge for Chima, the nutcase.

Well POISONSTINGER...You called me a cry baby...WHO'S CRYING NOW????

It was worse than I thought. We heard Jordan going on for hours and sounding like the backwoods simpleton that she is, we heard Natalie tell us how wonderful she is, and we found out that Nat didn't know how to use Tampons, so there was a Tampon lesson with Jordan as the teacher.

I don't know what was worse, the Tampon lesson or knowing Nat doesn't know how to take care of her vagina. You all said how nasty my cartoons were about Nat having fungus growing there because she doesn't bathe or douche... One more area, I think I was spot on with...LOL

SO, I am gonna wear my silencing headphones and try to avoid BBAD... I will try and keep track from Joker's updates on happenings, or quick check of comps on RealityBBQ ...

POV is important this week. Let's hope that Michelle wins again. She deserves to win it all. She has been bashed all season by everyone, has been the most alone in the house, and has continued to save herself when she needed to do so. OOOps back to edit. Kevin won POV and now Michelle will be out. Stupid Jordan couldn't even win one out of ten of the parts to POV.

OK, I think Nat is starting to talk again, "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, I don't wanna hear it, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA," OR KEVIN "LALALALALALALALA"

I will try and catch up on cartoons.... just not that motivated this week to try...

Monday, August 24, 2009

JEFF & RUSS COMPARE DICK SIZE!!!

ALL PHRASES ARE EXACT QUOTES, Except the 4 dick/mine is comments...
JORDAN SAID for Russel to lick Jesse's balls in sequester later that nite...

Here is fight link RUSSEL & JEFF FIGHT

JEFF USES POV & RUSS IS BEING BACKDOORED!!!

Jeff has been acting psycho with power. It has been a Macho Matching Dick Size attitude with Russel,while allowing Kevin & Nat to lie and skate in and get primed to stab them in the back.
Jeff & Jordan have been STUPID to keep NAT. They should have kept Lydia. Lydia wouldn't win and wouldn't give Kevin confidence to be evil.

Convos With Jeff & Jordan- A Summary

Jordan always says no...
Jeff always sexually frustrated...
Jeff always calling her names & swearing...
Then he jokes about wanting a divorce & thats it's okay she doesn't want sex cause he doesn't wanna be a porn star...But, we know he'd do it if she let him...
& yes, she is having a visit from Auntie Flo & said she doesn't like to use feminine products the first day or two cause it hurts...
Jeff said he fears butt stuff, Jordan seems all for it in convos...

Friday, August 21, 2009

JEFF TRIES AGAIN WITH JORDAN !!!

CLICK TO ENLARGE !!!

JEFF WINS HOH... YEAH !!!

LYDIA IS EVICTED !!!

JORDAN'S POV CEREMONY !!!

JORDAN WINS POV !!!

DISCLAIMER

These cartoons are meant to go over the top with true South Park parody in mind. The funniest part of each is that some have actual quotes, are based on actual events (most of the time), and are slanted with reactions by myself & my friends to the show.

Even BB10 Steven in the woods, The Julie Chen BB12 "Survival Of The Fetus", and the Jesse "Straight Guy Stuff" were all things that wouldn't surprise us if true. We all wondered why a gay (rodeo) man would rack his balls on the back of a horse for enjoyment. We all know Big Brother & Julie would do anything if it made ratings and Octomom was suppose to do the evacuating of some of her brood but chose not to (Invitro Process of more zygotes, and seeing which take). AND, we all wonder about a guy's sanity & sexual preferences (gay, straight, kinky, self-love(I call Jesse Narci-sexual), Bi, etc.) when he spends 90% of his time with other men touching them & complimenting them on their muscles, looking in a mirror, or talking about himself.

So be offended, and relish in that perverse enjoyment...